I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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