Do you still have your period?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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