i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Drunk is a universal language darling
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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