Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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