What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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