I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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