You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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