And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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