Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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