Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
don't judge my taste in strippers
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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