I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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