I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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