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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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(630): View more from Illinois

8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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(804): View more from Virginia

God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...

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(757): View more from Virginia

I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.

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(770): View more from Georgia

couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'

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