OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
