I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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