Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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