Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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