were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
