your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just pee around me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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