I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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