I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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