how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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