i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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