butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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