This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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