Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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