i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You made out with two different species that night
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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