Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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