So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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