literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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