We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My vagina just recognized that song.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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