so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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