his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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