buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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