i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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