I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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