She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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