i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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