im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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