this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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