real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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