You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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