im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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