Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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