yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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