The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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