We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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