Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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