dude i'm inner monologue high
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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