Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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