i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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