Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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