You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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