That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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