I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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